queen-of-fallen-angels:

bayoubebe:

the-nestene-consciousness:

raggedyarchangel:

carry-on-mishamigos:


I lost my shoe.
 

WHAT HAVE I FUCKING DONE



THIS IS THE 10 MILLIONTH TIME IVE SEEN THIS POST AND IM STILL LAUGHGIN

My day needed this!

This MADE MY DAY.
Lucifer.

queen-of-fallen-angels:

bayoubebe:

the-nestene-consciousness:

raggedyarchangel:

carry-on-mishamigos:

I lost my shoe.

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WHAT HAVE I FUCKING DONE

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THIS IS THE 10 MILLIONTH TIME IVE SEEN THIS POST AND IM STILL LAUGHGIN

My day needed this!

This MADE MY DAY.

Lucifer.

(Source: gabester-tricks)



sneakingferocity:

I wish plus sized fashion chains didn’t use language like ” tummy concealer” and “problem area” and my personal fav “provides extra camouflage” like what fucking camouflage?? I’m a fat chick at the beach not a fucking sniper in the jungle can you please not insult your core demo so blatantly 



crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 



Maleficent WOULD find that funny.

Maleficent WOULD find that funny.



buckyoubucky:

vandigo:

riningear:

riningear:

missbrains:

hollycourt55377:

facetofacewiththesky:

spendthadaywithjae:

ppeanutttt:

afffable:

FUCK

Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….

Goal

But also sex.

I would be late for everything with a shower like this.

The fucking that would go on here…..I just can’t begin to explain

why would you fuck in this bathroom. be honest with me. 
you’d slip all over the goddamn place on that bench 
no really that’s some shit you don’t wanna fuck on 
blub blub blub water in your face on the floor if you even try 
don’t even think about the carpet unless you wanna clean up all that cum 
DON’T EVEN TRY THE DOORS 
are you guys all fucking stupid. get your heads out of fanfiction 

#STOP SHITTING ON EVERYONE’S FUN
excuse you. I’ve had more fun than probably like, half the people up here. I have had enough fun to know that this is a low-tier idea 

The type of material they use for these kinds of shower benches is pretty non-slip, as its not smooth. And anyone who would worry would probably put clear little sticky pads on it anyways just in case.

Okay shower sex is difficult but not as difficult as riningear seems to think it fucking is omfg. And looking at the image closer yeah shit looks pretty non-slip, as it would have to be IN A FUCKING SHOWER.

you’d slip all over the goddamn place on that bench 
no really that’s some shit you don’t wanna fuck on 
blub blub blub water in your face on the floor if you even try 

????????????????????? like i don’t think this person???? has ever had shower sex?????? you don’t fucking sit down for shower sex?????? or lay down???????? you remain standing for shower sex. the fucking corner of the bench would be damn perfect for shower sex (get on your knees, facing the corner,stick your ass out and have some fun OR penetrating partner sits in that corner spot and the one being penetrated rides them). The only issue this fucking shower has it’s it’s kind of big so you won’t be under the water at all at any point, BUT you can definitely make it nice and steamy if you’re willing to sacrifice the water bill a bit (though if you have a shower like that i’m sure you would).

"don’t even think about the carpet unless you wanna clean up all that cum"

Bahahahahahaha now who’s living in fucking fanfiction coz generally it isn’t fucking bukkake when you have sex like there isn’t a ton of cum????? When you have sex????? Like????? Why would you be having sex on the carpet anyway when there is a lovely tub and a huge shower right next to you????? like???? But just “all that cum” like in ALL OF MY EXPERIENCE, people with dicks don’t cum that much, and squirting is not at all a requirement or a sign of vaginal orgasm so idk what the hell quantity of cum riningear is expecting from sex?????
AND THERE’S A FUCKING SPEAKER IN THE SHOWER SO YOU CAN HAVE MOOD MUSIC TOO.
okay i can find at least 5 reference images of perfectly plausible and mostly safe shower sex positions that this shower would be perfect for.
Yeah, shower sex is difficult and is definitely not something you do all the time coz it can be more work than it’s worth sometimes, but jesus don’t make it sound like it’s a fucking ordeal where you might drown coz that isn’t the fucking case you’re not a turkey turn your damn head if you’re glub glub glubbing why are you doing it missionary style in the fucking shower anyway?????
My only issue with this shower is that it doesn’t fully utilize the space like with it being glass and stuff they could have closed the whole thing off and put in some steam things in the walls and make it a waterfall showerhead thing and then it could be a steamy fuck cave. They’d have had to get rid of the window, or at least make it smaller i think, but yeah that’s what i would’ve done differently in making a gorgeous huge shower with a bench made for fucking on. turned it into a fuck cave. natural tiles that aren’t made smooth and shit just yeah.It’d be on the dark side but hell it’d be fucking sexy.

And yet no one has commented on that god-awful rug.

buckyoubucky:

vandigo:

riningear:

riningear:

missbrains:

hollycourt55377:

facetofacewiththesky:

spendthadaywithjae:

ppeanutttt:

afffable:

FUCK

Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….

Goal

But also sex.

I would be late for everything with a shower like this.

The fucking that would go on here…..I just can’t begin to explain

why would you fuck in this bathroom. be honest with me. 

  • you’d slip all over the goddamn place on that bench 
  • no really that’s some shit you don’t wanna fuck on 
  • blub blub blub water in your face on the floor if you even try 
  • don’t even think about the carpet unless you wanna clean up all that cum 
  • DON’T EVEN TRY THE DOORS 

are you guys all fucking stupid. get your heads out of fanfiction 

#STOP SHITTING ON EVERYONE’S FUN

excuse you. I’ve had more fun than probably like, half the people up here. I have had enough fun to know that this is a low-tier idea 

The type of material they use for these kinds of shower benches is pretty non-slip, as its not smooth. And anyone who would worry would probably put clear little sticky pads on it anyways just in case.

Okay shower sex is difficult but not as difficult as riningear seems to think it fucking is omfg. And looking at the image closer yeah shit looks pretty non-slip, as it would have to be IN A FUCKING SHOWER.

  • you’d slip all over the goddamn place on that bench 
  • no really that’s some shit you don’t wanna fuck on 
  • blub blub blub water in your face on the floor if you even try 

????????????????????? like i don’t think this person???? has ever had shower sex?????? you don’t fucking sit down for shower sex?????? or lay down???????? you remain standing for shower sex. the fucking corner of the bench would be damn perfect for shower sex (get on your knees, facing the corner,stick your ass out and have some fun OR penetrating partner sits in that corner spot and the one being penetrated rides them). The only issue this fucking shower has it’s it’s kind of big so you won’t be under the water at all at any point, BUT you can definitely make it nice and steamy if you’re willing to sacrifice the water bill a bit (though if you have a shower like that i’m sure you would).

"don’t even think about the carpet unless you wanna clean up all that cum"

Bahahahahahaha now who’s living in fucking fanfiction coz generally it isn’t fucking bukkake when you have sex like there isn’t a ton of cum????? When you have sex????? Like????? Why would you be having sex on the carpet anyway when there is a lovely tub and a huge shower right next to you????? like???? But just “all that cum” like in ALL OF MY EXPERIENCE, people with dicks don’t cum that much, and squirting is not at all a requirement or a sign of vaginal orgasm so idk what the hell quantity of cum riningear is expecting from sex?????

AND THERE’S A FUCKING SPEAKER IN THE SHOWER SO YOU CAN HAVE MOOD MUSIC TOO.

okay i can find at least 5 reference images of perfectly plausible and mostly safe shower sex positions that this shower would be perfect for.

Yeah, shower sex is difficult and is definitely not something you do all the time coz it can be more work than it’s worth sometimes, but jesus don’t make it sound like it’s a fucking ordeal where you might drown coz that isn’t the fucking case you’re not a turkey turn your damn head if you’re glub glub glubbing why are you doing it missionary style in the fucking shower anyway?????

My only issue with this shower is that it doesn’t fully utilize the space like with it being glass and stuff they could have closed the whole thing off and put in some steam things in the walls and make it a waterfall showerhead thing and then it could be a steamy fuck cave. They’d have had to get rid of the window, or at least make it smaller i think, but yeah that’s what i would’ve done differently in making a gorgeous huge shower with a bench made for fucking on. turned it into a fuck cave. natural tiles that aren’t made smooth and shit just yeah.It’d be on the dark side but hell it’d be fucking sexy.

And yet no one has commented on that god-awful rug.

(Source: houseandhomepics)



ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

Is the guy off to the side clapping?

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

Is the guy off to the side clapping?

(Source: quevidamastriste)



Upon further thought, I would REALLY like to see Clara and Holmes cross paths.

Upon further thought, I would REALLY like to see Clara and Holmes cross paths.



(Source: best-of-imgur)



ilikcheez:

xaldien:

chubbymon:

madmaxinabox:

The Wrath of Molly Weasley

Epicness to the max

Anyone notice the colour of the first spell?

Molly aimed for the Killing Curse.

:-O

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